Originally posted on Shuddup.com
That’s a real nasty picture, ain’t it? You should be disgusted. I’m only doing this cus’ I love yall and want the best for you (now go get the switch so I can beat that azz, lol in my mommy voice) , read the blog!!!
Looks like Superhead done started a genre or some shit because groupies are getting more vocal than ever.
I personally never understood how these chicks thought they were either going to suck or f*ck their way into a real relationship with a high-profile male.
NEWSFLASH —- High-profile men are some of the most insecure, cowardly men around, don’t believe the hype I know a lot of them!
Hell, they know most chicks are only checking for them because of the fame. Remember my other blog, most of these dudes were broke nobody’s before! So if by chance a chick happens to “freak this n*gga off his feet” more often than not she will NEVER be his real woman because of how he feels it will make him look. Look at MosDef and his wife in Toronto. Yeah he “wifed” her but for how long, a week? N*gga couldn’t take the backlash even though he might’ve loved the backshot. Come on man his “wife smashed the homies”, LOL!
Anyhoo, this blog isn’t about the groupies, we all know music and groupies go hand in hand as far back as the beginning so I’m not going to knock what is widely accepted as one of the fringe benefits that comes with the job.
There’s been a recent phenomenon where the groupies are revealing/publishing details of their sexual encounters with some of your favorite musicians. I’ve read a few of them and some are very funny and I don’t necessarily believe ALL of them but I believe most and even lies have a certain percentage of truth in them.
I want to commend the guys cus’ for the most part it seems like they’re strapping up, kudos!!!
BUT, what the f*ck is up with the oral sex? You knew this chick all of 5 minutes in some cases. You know she’s a groupie, hell check the tour schedules; who came through that city last? I mean what if it was Yuckmouth???
Now I don’t know Yuckmouth I’m just using that name because it sounds crazy , never seen him so I don’t know if his name speaks for itself. I do know that if i were a dude f*cking a groupie and that Yuckmouth is a rapper who came through town and chances are this chick was at the show and doing what she’s known to do, that you sucking and f*cking behind Yuckmouth, illlllllll.
It seems to me dudes are protecting their penis/ding-a-ling/johnson/ego (I had to throw in ego, that shit is funny) and nose-diving into that thang from the dental region. That’s just NASTY!!!!!.
I’m going to step out a limb here because I don’t have the above referenced body part but I’m just saying if I was a dude and had to choose between my EGO (ROTF LMFAO! leave it to Beyonce) itching, burning, dripping, bumpy, etc. and my mouth itchy, burning, bumpy, full of puss, on fire, oozing and shit. eeeeewwwwww, iiiiillllllll, that’s just nasty; I’d probably go with the region down under, at least no one would know it was happening but me. But you can’t hide your mouth B, that shit’s right on front street.
I was at a studio last night talking to some guys about this topic and a dude said, ” I don’t understand, he put on a condom so he’s straight, he can’t catch nothing in his mouth.”
ANYTHING YOU CAN CATCH ON YOUR PENIS YOU CAN CATCH IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The moral of this post stupid mothaf*ckas stop going down on these chicks!!!!